Murder Boy by Bryon Quertermous
Author:Bryon Quertermous [Quertermous, Bryon]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Mystery
Publisher: Polis Books
Published: 2015-02-15T00:00:00+00:00
PARKER FARMINGTON laid his plan out for me and it was surprising in its simplicity and workability. We were sitting at a back corner booth in the diner attached to the Barrel Roll Inn and he was about to tell me why the books in the trunk of our stolen car were so goddam important.
âItâs poetry, yes, but itâs based on reality,â he said.
âHow based?â
Parker pushed a copy of the book over to me and held it open to a page in the middle. It was a haiku about a drug dealing biker snitch.
âNo,â I said.
âPosey and I figured it out together after the last time he caught us together.â
âThe language is really quite beautiful. Iâm a little jealous.â
âAnd the subject is very much real. Well, was real until somebody found out what he was doing and set him on fire.â
I flipped through the rest of book and scanned the poems. The styles varied across the full spectrum from sonnets to the last section, which was an epic poem about a crooked border guard, his sister, and a destitute bounty hunter.
âThese are true?â
âWho would think that thugs and lowlifes would read poetry and understand it, let alone recognize each other?â
A waitress interrupted our conversation with a soft grunt and a snap of gum. She looked like a reject from a John Waters flick and smelled like the grease trap of a deep fryer. She stared at me, waiting for me to answer a question she hadnât bothered to ask.
âCoffee,â Parker said. âFor both of us. Black.â
He turned to me.
âBlack right?â he asked.
I nodded.
âWhiskey keeps it black, eh?â I said.
âAnd a platter of the regular stuff for both of us to pick at.â
âTell me about the storage locker,â I said when the waitress left. âTell me everything. Did you know two guys in wedding dresses went to that same locker today and blew it up? One of them was killed.â
Parkerâs face went loose as if he was dropping his jaw, but not letting his mouth open to reveal it. His eyes were the only thing expanding and his brows arched upward as his facial muscles dropped.
âYour money wasnât in the locker either,â I continued. âDid you know that?â
âWhat money?â
âI know about your book deal with the publisher who wants to mix the blood of your subject with theââ
âHeâs not my subject. And the blood thing was just aâ¦it wasnât really going to happen.â
âAnd the money?â
âYou donât have it,â he said. âOr youâd be gone from here.â
âI know who has it. The same person has my backpack with my thesis form in it. The thesis form youâre going to sign.â
âWeâll see about that,â he said. âFirst we need to get on the phone to Titus and find out what heâs got in his head about me and where I am.â
âYou think they still have pay phones in Niagara Falls? It seems kind of stuck in time here.â
âWeâll use your cell phone. It doesnât matter if they recognize the number becauseââ
âI donât have a cell phone.
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